Miamiporra Refer to comments above. says: You forgot, that recently, Miami was voted THE SECOND WORST RUN CITY IN THE UNITED STATES!!! Poor guy, his dick never grew to normal size and ended up as a columnist for an unknown magazine. Then 1 day, a friend of mine told me about a great spell caster that is very good and she said that he told her all about her life history and the problem she is facing, i didnt believe it because Ive worked with so many of them and it didnt work. I have been saying I want to move to MIAMI and have been reading alot of your articlesI cant decide though if your being funny or cynical on your articles. colorado is good. (An extension of the toilet called Cuba). (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) You say you are industrious, but we all know that when you hear of a successful Cuban it arises suspicious. Matthew was his old self again and wanted to come back to me! Miami is only alive during the high tourist season (Winter Holiday season). I was surprise the day my husband and his friends Yes my dear disrespecting Miami sisters and brothers I understand Im being disrespectful to you all but honestly deal with were in America not communist Cuba. This may be the first honest and accurate appraisal I have ever read of South Florida. No wonder you cant have fun in Miami, you have no friends. var output = ''; I have since educated myself (3 degrees later) and moved from Miami and can value what the first generation of Cuban immigrants accomplished. He is probably hating because Miami has the biggest population of hispanic people, is one of the most diverse places, is very international. says: THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR LOVELY COMMENTS!!! says: This is my testimony about the good work of a man who helped me.My name is Abey Kelly My life is back!!! Miami doesnt need any of you or your trash talk. else output += unescape(l[i]); Marcy if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster to solve all your problems for you. else output += unescape(l[i]); Its pretty obvious the article is for entertainment purposes. Bias much? says: I am on here to comment on my personal encounter with a SPELL DOCTOR;the only reliable and trustworthy spellcaster on the internet that has helped to restore harmony to my relationship and marriage and has also given my life a new meaning. Very inaccurate to say the least. Im from Miami and find this hilarious. Getting my lover back is what i cant imagine but when I was losing Matthew, I needed help and somewhere to turn badly but my Aunty told me about this spell caster who also helped her on the internet. WebDouchebag may refer to: A device used to administer a douche. once again make sure you contact him if you have any problem he will help you. They came from a 3rd world banana republic, so to them, ignorant Miami is a paradise.. And they confine themselves to Miami because its dumb-friendly, and they feel normal there. Not many bad neighborhoods out here in CO (some of course) and I dont need that again (been mugged in Camden NJ by gangsta wannabes). No money in the world will never make you forget your wretched past from the sunken island called Cuba. immediately and he told me he would help me. Latin Americans who unfortunately run the city, together with their food and music have imported also their bad manners, corruption and sketchy organizational skills Too bad. Home of: The Blue-Blazer Douche. So y do so many take it so darn personal, Miami is good but full of douchebags. Rent in NYC is super high, staying in VA would be the best option (my area is getting expensive though), but I would like to get away. I couldnt stand Miami the entire 23 yrs. I am disable but was hoping to get surgery and start again. (2) you need a divorce in your relationship. This nonchalant attitude towards education then passes down the line and therefore doesnt improve. Thats cute. I have never been so glad to see someplace in my rearview mirror! Unfortunately the collective turd is so damn big that the toilet would clog and youd need more than just a plunger to ensure the shit gets where it needs to go. says: Miami isnt the only year round warm city in the U.S. Yes, we call ourselves Cuban-Americans to preserve our culture and to not forget where we came from. THE HELP OF . Its every bit as superficial as LA, and 10 times as ignorant. Marina Silva The Experimenter says: Jen We are really fed up with false economy, and plastic surgery, it was once a beautiful place to live. Just because someone grew up in a neighboring country with a different name, or listens to rhythmic music with a -slightly- different beat does not make them unique. Its sad that they grow up with 2 languages, and still cant get either one right. Ghettos @ 15 People in Miami are more concerned with clubbing and going to the beach than actually expanding their mind. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast, Welcome to the Florida Subreddit - the subreddit by, for, and about Alligators, Press J to jump to the feed. LilyGarcia I hope it treats you better. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_wlTAKJN8DJ').innerHTML = output; Yes, the beaches and water are great. I love Miami as o love NY and TX. Amazing weather. Join a literary club and see Khaled Hosseini and various renowned authors appear at events in Miami. Ive been at a Starbucks, where theres 5 people behind the counter yapping about their weekend. I used to hate Miami, until I got a position in DC. [CDATA[ My neighbor (maybe Matt, who knows) is in same time crawling out from his apt, bitching: I cant stand it anymore, its so hot, its humid. Hilarious! Ive lived in Miami all my life, born and raised, for 30yrs+. //]]> else output += unescape(l[i]); About blood shed, war is always going to be in history that is just how it is. 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For those considering moving to South Florida, I would like to share an experience I had at an Economic Forum February 2012 sponsored by the Daily Business Review. We like to be family not kick our sons and daughters out of home when they are 18! You fools are boring to hell living from the past telling the old American dollar vs Cuban pesos that happened 50 years ago. says: Yeah. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Pregnancy, Even low-income people think nothing of paying $20 cover charges at dive bars and $9 a bottle for domestic beer. } The Miami Heat will take on the Philadelphia 76ers on 2/27/23. Remove the guard and shape the actual strap part. I have a friend who is a principal here and she told me that the majority of her Latin students graduate without being 100% proficient in English or Spanish. Cure Cancer, (7) You want to tie your husband & wife to be yours forever. Should you go there with a job already lined up? dave Now, as a place to visit? I had two women recently flake out on me for a music video I was shooting. The huge number of ignorant and rude people is overwhelming. I hate that mess. says: I have never laughed so hard since reading White Dade. says: starting from the north, if you cant afford to live in aventura, sunnyisles, balharbor surfside bay harbor coral gables, maybe brickell, or even higher level like star island la gorce island or indian creek you are in a hell hole full of people that will rob you and walk over your dead body, hialeah opa locka little haiti is not america its hell, even in the nice areas people are kinda rude. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_WBXxIwnZxf').innerHTML = output; Like he said, he was going to do something that will make him reset his love and affection for me just as it has always been. var output = ''; In my local community (and South Florida is rich with unique local communities) we raised over $20,000 for the materials. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Kudos on the observational humor though, that was outstanding. You forgot to mention the raping, robbing, murderous street niggers or the Russian gangs that commit the contract killings. says: Reading and writing levels at the public schools are TERRIBLE. contact: . There are areas in Miami that do have potential and are much better than in the 90s. says: Yeah this is really dumb something on this article may be true but then again some arent. var output = ''; if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; The only big city in the US where I've noticed people were nicer and more considerate was Atlanta. Miami Beach is American enough, but its just too damn expensive for most Americans, especially during what will be a 20-year recession like were experiencing now. Pobrecito. says: Golden: You sound pissed in spite of having a sense of humor. and I dont want it wrecked out there. Worst yet English is a foreign language. [CDATA[ Thats why these rags have transmogrified this city in a rats nest. Im ready for a change and will see how I feel after a year of living in Miami. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; document.write('